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Muse of Life, Prospit Dreamer
world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

deardaae:

I love how in Rent Mark and Roger hardly react when they meet Angel “oh this drag queen just burst in here and is dancing on tables around our fucking apartment lol nbd”

sociopathic-shezza:

Guess who needs a fucking haircut its me
criedwolves:

um… gay
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taco-bell-rey:

petition to make this image the new lgbt pride flag

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officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)